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Rami Malek In A White Tux = Major Babe Alert

by Derek de Koff September 19, 2016

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“Please tell me you’re seeing this too.”

So said a visibly shellshocked Rami Malek upon accepting his first Emmy award for his arresting work in Mr. Robot, a show we’re compulsively watching, re-watching, re-re-watching, and occasionally re-re-re-watching.

Related: Rami Malek Says He Got Into Character By Doing All The Same Drugs As ‘Mr. Robot’ Character

While we can’t pretend to care too much what happens at any of these award shows, and in fact usually find them to be the televised equivalent of Nembutal, this was a well-deserved win, and we’re always happy to see Malek in anything, particularly that white tuxedo.

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