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Randy Rainbow Takes On Melania Trump And Makes Life More Bearable

by Derek de Koff October 19, 2016


America’s preeminent fake interviewer Randy Rainbow is back, this time splicing himself into a real sit-down with mushy-mouthed Melania Trump.

Related: Randy Rainbow’s “Interview” With Trump’s Attorney May As Well Be True

The result is as gut-churningly awkward and incoherent as the genuine article, but at least Rainbow’s satire brings a smile to our face rather than make us want to walk slowly and determinedly into the ocean glug glug glug.

Related: Randy Rainbow Moderates The First Debate; It’s Super


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