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Servicing Hunks In Need, ‘Fifty Shades’ Derobes, ‘Scream Queens’ Gets Spooky And Studly

by Derek de Koff September 18, 2016


Coming to Netfix this month: Lipglossy fashion mannequins clickety-clack in heels in Bratz: The Movie, bro; Kevin Bacon teaches a small-minded community there’s nothing wrong with dancing to Deniece Williams in Footloose; and Queen Latifah and Dolly Parton teach a megachurch’s choir how it’s done in Joyful Noise.

Puns and double entendres go into overdrive in a sketch that dares to ask, “What happens when a gay guy comes to the aid of two straight bohunks?”

Joe Jonas treats us to a preview of “your new favorite band” DNCE and the debut album on which he figured prominently (released November 18th):

Your new favorite band is coming out with a f#@king album!! @DNCE Self-Titled. November 18th. Mark your calendars!!

A video posted by J O E J O N A S (@joejonas) on

This advert for Fifty Shades Darker just surpassed the record for most views online by a trailer in its first 24 hours, but do you think it’s even remotely sexy? Masquerade masks? FIREWORKS SYMBOLIZING SEX…!?!?

Here’s a new trailer for season 2 of Scream Queens, for those who like to meld their spooky with some studly.

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