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“Showgirls” Remade With Bears, New Celine Dion, And Natalie Portman as Jackie O.

by Derek de Koff September 11, 2016

Showgirls becomes Showbears. That is all.

Belted by Celine Dion and written by Pink, the brand-new ballad “Recovering” is more drama than a nun on fire.

When businessmen in heels collide with toe-tappin’ construction workers, you know you’re into something good.

If that did nothing for you, we’ll raise you the most outrageous choreography to Michael Sembello’s “Maniac” you can possibly imagine. It’s ketamine on legs.

A sneak peak at Jackie, in which Natalie Portman alchemically transforms into Jackie Kennedy:




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