Free shipping over $99 | Interest Free *no credit check* financing is available!

“Showgirls” Remade With Bears, New Celine Dion, And Natalie Portman as Jackie O.

by Derek de Koff September 11, 2016

Showgirls becomes Showbears. That is all.

Belted by Celine Dion and written by Pink, the brand-new ballad “Recovering” is more drama than a nun on fire.

When businessmen in heels collide with toe-tappin’ construction workers, you know you’re into something good.

If that did nothing for you, we’ll raise you the most outrageous choreography to Michael Sembello’s “Maniac” you can possibly imagine. It’s ketamine on legs.

A sneak peak at Jackie, in which Natalie Portman alchemically transforms into Jackie Kennedy:

Derek de Koff
Derek de Koff


Leave a comment

Comments will be approved before showing up.

Also in Think

The Abba Virtual Reality Experience Nobody Asked For Is Coming Soon

by matt baume October 26, 2016

Ahh, at last, an opportunity to experience Abba the way you’ve always wanted: surrounded by them like a trapped animal. For reasons that no sane person will ever be able to comprehend, the guy who created American Idol is working on a virtual-reality “experience” that recycles old Abba material. Apparently members of the band are [...]

Continue Reading →

PHOTOS: Dave Franco Is Inspiringly Averse To Shirts In New Thriller “Nerve”

by Derek de Koff October 26, 2016

We’re not sure what we were doing when Nerve was released this July, but we’re fairly certain we weren’t sitting in the theatre and enjoying the teen thriller between handfuls of popping corn. Related: Dave Franco Gives Zac Efron A Mimed Blowjob, Performs First Sex Scene Perhaps that was an error on our part. Attitude has assembled a crack team [...]

Continue Reading →

Deodorant Ad Perfectly Nails What’s Wrong With The Trans Bathroom Debate

by Dan Tracer October 26, 2016

Leave it to a deodorant company to get what so many elected officials in this country can’t quite wrap their heads around — that there is no “one way” to express gender. And while right wing politicians and talking heads spend no shortage of time obsessing over how they, and most importantly their pure and [...]

Continue Reading →