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Team USA Gymnast Jake Dalton Proves He’s Rio Ready, And Then Some

by Dan Tracer July 29, 2016

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Anyone who is able to compete at the highest levels of their particular skill or passion has our respect, be it chess, hotdog eating or baseball.

But gymnastics is a different story altogether. Not only are top gymnasts’ routines thrilling to watch, shattering assumptions of what the human body is be capable of, the athletes tend to be, for lack of a better word — ummph.

Related: George Burgess And 9 Other Oft-Shirtless Athletes To Follow On Instagram

Below, watch as Team USA’s Jake Dalton proves he’s ready for the games by nailing down every landing like some sort of very attractive alien creature.




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