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These Are The Twenty Handsomest Colleges In The Country

by Derek de Koff September 17, 2016


There are many important things to consider when choosing your college. What is the admission rate? Where’s the college located? How many students attend? Is it one of the handsomest Universities in the motherf**king country?

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That last question is almost never in the brochures, nor is it always easy to gauge while being taken on a campus tour. Fortunately, a website called Grooming Lounge has taken pertinent matters into its own hands and conducted an elaborate survey to find the “Twenty Handsomest Universities In The Nation.”

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The criteria in their survey measured the men’s “commitment to appearance.” They based their findings on the following: amount spent on personal care services per man; amount spent on personal care products per man; amount spent on shaving needs per man; and amount spent on apparel per man, plus the fittest universities in the nation.

Here are their extremely handsome findings.


#20. Penn State


#19. Texas A&M


#18. University of Virginia


#17. University of South Carolina


#16. Washington University in St. Louis


#15. Cornell University


tumblr_l2jjsuhdhe1qc1czyo1_500#14. University of Georgia


#13. Virginia Tech


#12. University of Maryland


#11. University of Oregon


#1o. Vanderbilt


#9. Ohio State University


#8. University of Illinois – Urbana Champaign


#7. University of Nebraska

tumblr_mjq1syllat1rahhdvo1_1280-670x502#6. University of Wisconsin – Madison


#5. Rice University


#4. University of Miami


#3. University of North Carolina – Chapel Hill


#2. Stanford University


#1. University of California – Los Angeles

Images culled from GuysCuddling and SomeGayCuddle

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