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These #GrindrFails Will Guarantee There Are No Fireworks In Your Bedroom This 4th Of July

by Graham Gremore July 04, 2016

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Another long holiday weekend means another opportunity to go hunting for menfolk on Grindr. Or Scruff. Or whatever your preferred hookup, er, dating app may be.

Related: 12 Grindr Fails To Avoid If You Actually Want To Get Lucky This Weekend

To help you make the most of your Independence Day, we’ve once again compiled examples of things you should never say to someone you’re hoping to bump uglies with.

Scroll down for great examples what not to say if you want to enjoy any fireworks in your bedroom this 4th of July weekend…

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Related: More #GrindrFails That Will Ensure You Don’t Get Laid This Pride




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