30% OFF Pride collection code: USAPRIDE! Free Shipping over $99

This Piece Of Work Is Suing Kim Davis For Not Letting Him Marry His Laptop

by matt baume July 07, 2016

kim-davis-laptop

Isn’t it nice when two crazy people are able to find each other? That seems to be the case now that Kim Davis and Chris Sevier have found themselves entwined.

Kim Davis, you’ll recall, is the unpleasant lady who refused to give marriage licenses to gay couples. Kentucky marriage licenses no longer bear the clerk’s name, and so her time in the spotlight is looooong over.

But that hasn’t stopped our friend Chris, who’s now suing Davis (as well as Governor Matt Bevin) for the right to marry his laptop. It’s a clever protest, you see, oh it’s so very terrible clever. The point he’s making is that if men can marry men, than how is marrying an inanimate object any different?

This is not the first time Chris has taken an unusual interest in his computer: he filed a lawsuit to marry it a few months ago; and also a few years ago. Each time he’s been laughed out of court, though with less laughter and more annoyance each time. He also sued Apple for allowing him to buy the computer in the first place, without warning him that it could be used to access pornography. And he sued Obama for firing one of the Duck Dynasty guys — good luck figuring that one out. He was discussed (and then dismissed) on this week’s Defining Marriage podcast, and hopefully we’ll never need to acknowledge him again.

So in case you were worried about Kim Davis’ lingering cultural impact, here it is: she’s identified herself as the kind of person who associates with lunatics. And now the lunatics are flocking to her. Enjoy the bed you’ve made, Kim.




matt baume
matt baume

Author


Leave a comment

Comments will be approved before showing up.


Also in Think

This revealing picture of Justin Trudeau has gone viral for all the right reasons

by David Grant February 23, 2017

One more reason to admire Canada's PM.

Continue Reading →

If abortion is outlawed, LGBTQ rights are the next to go

by Derek de Koff February 23, 2017

How much credence should be given to Trump's well-documented, unambiguous promise to overturn Roe v. Wade?

Continue Reading →

Video of Melania recoiling from Trump’s touch has the Internet very concerned

by Graham Gremore February 23, 2017

Everyone's been talking about this clip of Melania Trump flinching at her husband's touch.

Continue Reading →