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This Week In Leaks: Steve Grand Shows The World His Giant, Oozing Caulk Gun

by Derek de Koff September 07, 2016

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Let the groan-inducing double entrendres begin.

“All-American Boy” artist Steve Grand took to Instagram to show the world that he’s been doing odd jobs around the house, particularly caulking. Yes, caulking. The people have a right to know.

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“Shooting this white stuff out of my big gun into every hole I can find,” he writes. “Possibly getting carried away, but it’s hard! not to get excited! I even got some in my hair and on my face.”

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Really hitting his stride, he continues: “I will have hopefully filled up every hole and crack in the structure so that no screaming… I mean singing… Can be heard from the outside.”

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In another post, he writes, “Now how am I suppose [sic] to find someone to love me with all this mysterious white stuff caked on me?!”

Oh, wait a second. We see what he just did there.

Shooting this white stuff out of my big gun into every hole I can find. Possibly getting carried away, but it’s hard! not to get excited! I even got some in my hair and on my face. It’s fun to make a mess sometimes, but never so fun to clean. :/ Mostly can’t wait for this to be finished. And by that point, I will have hopefully filled up every hole and crack in the structure so that no screaming… I mean singing… Can be heard from the outside. Hope you guys at enjoying your Saturday! :) #DIY #VocalBooth

A photo posted by Steve Grand (@stevegrandmusic) on

Post shower. And I even used the rough side of my body scrubber thing! Now how am I suppose to find someone to love me with all this mysterious white stuff caked on me?!? Me: “It’s Green Glue Acoustical Sealant, I swear!” Perfect-guy-that-meets-who-would-have-married-me-if-I-didn’t-have-caulk-all-over-my-face: “…Yeah… Sure it is.” *walks away* *Forever* *Marries someone I’m jealous of* *has perfect life* #FML

A photo posted by Steve Grand (@stevegrandmusic) on

 




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