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WATCH: Just Try Not To Stare At The Banana In This Smoothie Tutorial

by Derek de Koff October 19, 2016


So this is Franco Noriega, your standard mind-bogglingly hot model and restaurateur.

Related: Model Keith Carlos Leaves Absolutely Nothing To The Imagination In Jaw-Dropping Selfie

In the below video, he teaches us how to make a supremely refreshing smoothie — yet for some reason, our minds and eyes keep wandering, and we’re having the trickiest time wrapping our heads around the recipe.

Let’s see if you fare any better. 

Derek de Koff
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