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WATCH: Just Try Not To Stare At The Banana In This Smoothie Tutorial

by Derek de Koff October 19, 2016

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So this is Franco Noriega, your standard mind-bogglingly hot model and restaurateur.

Related: Model Keith Carlos Leaves Absolutely Nothing To The Imagination In Jaw-Dropping Selfie

In the below video, he teaches us how to make a supremely refreshing smoothie — yet for some reason, our minds and eyes keep wandering, and we’re having the trickiest time wrapping our heads around the recipe.

Let’s see if you fare any better. 




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