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Wax Sculpture Justin Bieber Is Wet, Shirtless, And Only Faintly Frightening

by Derek de Koff October 11, 2016


Flanked by spirited backup dancers, and poutier than ever, Madame Tussauds London just revealed its brand new Justin Bieber wax sculpture to the world. But is the world ready?

Related: PHOTOS: Justin Bieber Skinny-Dips Again, And Of Course The Photos Are Out

Demonstrated by the promotional video below, the wax version of Biebs is far more deserving of all those teenybopper screams and shrieks than the real thing. That’s because wax sculpture Justin Bieber skulks through the streets of London at night and eats all the children.

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