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What It’s Like Seeing Nick Jonas Undressed: “He’s Everything One Could Dream”

by Derek de Koff August 25, 2016

The teenage girls shriek. Wild horses whinny. Loud hosannas can be heard from Madison Ave to the Nevada desert. “Why all the conflama?” insists the drag queen, roused from her slumber.

Related: Nick Jonas Confronts “Gay Baiting” Accusations Head On

The answer will amaze you: A Kingdom co-star has gone on the record to reveal what it’s like seeing Nick Jonas naked.

“Oh dude,” says Jonas’ Kingdom costar Jonathan Tucker, in a new Allegedly podcast, hosted by Theo Von and Matthew Cole Weiss.

“He’s everything that one could dream of…”

“… and so much more.”

“He’s built out of Carrara marble…”

“…in the same aesthetic that one would find in ancient Greece.”

We’ll update this story as more details unfold.

Related: James Franco Hazes Nick Jonas In New Way-Gay Frat Flick

Related: Nick Jonas Drops Pants, Grabs Crotch, Breaks Hearts

Related: Nick Jonas Admits He’d Be ‘Lying’ If He Said He’s Never Had Gay Sex

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