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Whoa! Tom Daley And Dustin Lance Black Caught Cozying Up To Skin-Crawling Lizards

by Derek de Koff July 26, 2016

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Trouble in paradise? Looks like lithe Olympic diver Tom Daley and fiancé Dustin Lance Black have been having some fun on the side.

The two were recently caught on film canoodling with a pair of lizards, neither of whom have been identified.

Related: Tom Daley Models Nearly Nonexistent New Speedo For The Olympics

The incident, which occurred in a Florida park, reveals the creatures were all over a shirtless Daley and his accommodating partner.

One lizard tenderly clutches Daley’s knee, while another is fondly tethered to Black’s arm.

Related: Time To Watch Tom Daley Get Fitted For His Impossibly Small Swim Brief

The photographs have since shown up on Instagram and been picked up by the likes of The Gay UK and tawdry gossip rag The Daily Mailwho first broke the story.

We’ll update with more info as it becomes available.

I found a little friend ???

A photo posted by Tom Daley (@tomdaley1994) on

Making friends in Florida

A photo posted by Dustin Lance Black (@dlanceblack) on

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