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My Son is Lazy

by S Ralph August 13, 2013

By: Shannon Ralph

050My son is lazy.

These are not my words. They are his. If you ever want to feel like a loser mom, try having your seven-year-old son cry hysterically in Target because he thinks he’s lazy.

The conversation went a little something like this.

Nicholas: It’s only three dollars. Why can’t I get it?

Me: Because you don’t have three dollars.

Nicholas: Why does Sophie get to get a toy?

Me: Because Sophie has worked really hard and earned the money to buy a toy.

Nicholas: (tears welling in his chocolate brown eyes) I’ll never have any money.

Me: Sure you will. You just have to do some chores and you can earn some money just like Sophie.

Nicholas: But I can’t do that.

Me: Why not?

Nicholas: (full-on crying now) Because I can’t.

Me: Yes, you can. You are smart and capable. You can earn money.

Nicholas: (still clutching the $3 toy) No I’m not. I try to do chores, but I can’t.

Me: What do you mean?

Nicholas: I mean… (sniffle)…I start to do chores, but then I always end up lying on the couch.

Me: Why do you do that?

Nicholas: (hugging the $3 toy tightly to his skinny little chest) Because I think I want to do chores, but then when I do them, I figure out that I don’t like it. So I lay on the couch.

Me: I don’t like chores either. Most people don’t—except maybe your other mom. But it feels really good to earn your own money. Wouldn’t you like to earn the money to buy you a toy like Sophie?

Nicholas: Yeah, but I can’t.

Me: Yes, you can.

Nicholas: No, I can’t. (dramatic sigh) I’m just lazy.

Me: (stifling a giggle) You’re not lazy, Nicky.

Nicholas: Yes I am. I just lay around all the time doing nothing. I play video games and nothing else.

Me: (treading carefully so as not to destroy my child’s fragile ego) There’s nothing wrong with playing video games…you enjoy video games. That’s okay. But it’s important to work, too. You can work AND play.

Nicholas: But I’m lazy. I’ll always be lazy.

Me: I don’t believe that.

Nicholas: I do.

Me: You’re not lazy. I don’t want to hear you saying that. You are a smart, capable boy.

Nicholas: No, I’m not. (pause for dramatic flair) I’m just a lazy bum.

I have to say that it bothered me a tad that my son thinks he is a lazy bum. In all honesty, his flair for the dramatic is a bit overdeveloped. AND he really wanted that toy and was probably pulling out all stops when it came to “playing” mommy…but still. No one wants to hear her child belittle himself in the toy aisle at Target. Target is a place for coffee and casual strolls and smiles and love and laughter and unabashed joy. Am I right?

So I had an ingenious idea. I would “help” Nicholas reach his chore-completely potential. I turned to that most sacred of all mommy tools—the chart. I have to say that I was pretty damn proud of the results. I created a magnetic chore chart that had a column for each of my three children to track the chores they completed in a week. Next to the chore chart on the wall hung a baggie full of magnets. Each magnet listed a chore and a dollar amount. The child could choose what chores they wanted to complete based on how much money they would like to earn. Once completed, they would place the magnet on the board in their column. At the end of the week, we would tally the amount they had earned and that would be their allowance. On average, the chart would allow the kids to earn about $5 a week in allowance. That seemed perfectly reasonable to me for two seven-year-olds and a ten-year-old.

Freakin’ genius, am I right?

Or so I thought. I did not, however, take into account the fact that my daughter is a workhorse and my sons tend toward gross under-achievement. Their desire for money is trumped only by their desire to sprawl on the couch and do a whole lot of absolutely nothing.

Right now, our chart looks a little something like this:


Perhaps my son was right, after all? Maybe his declaration of his laziness was a truly insightful comment rather than a thinly-veiled ploy to guilt momma into buying him a tiny plastic Angry Birds figurine that would only enhance the hoarder-esque vibe of his bedroom. Maybe Nicholas is lazy.

I should maybe work on that, huh?

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