PHOTOS: When Male Thongs Go Wrong (A Cautionary Tale)

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Male thongs. They may be hot in theory, but rarely do they work out in real life. Few men can actually pull them off, and those who try often struggle. (The notable exception being, of course, Zac Efron. Or French guys.)

Related: The GIFs That Keep On GIFing: Zac Efron Dances In A Thong

Call us cray cray, but there’s just something about a string running up a guy’s butt that’s, well, a little unsexy.

As swimsuit season goes into full swing, it’s high time to remind everyone that g-strings aren’t always good look. Sorry, but they’re not. Board shorts. Sure! Swim trunks. Great! Speedos. OK! But thongs? Just say NO!

Scroll down for pictures of men in thongs, and remember these epic fails the next time you shop for swimwear…

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Related: The Queerty Guide To Wholly Inappropriate Swimsuits

Graham Gremore

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