This Flow Chart Shows Just How Nonsensical Donald Trump’s Trans Bathroom Positions Really Are
Okay, Donald, what’s your deal? Specifically, what’s your position on trans people using whatever bathroom suits them without being harassed?
That’s a tricky question to answer, because every time it’s put to him, Trump answers with at least three different, entirely contradictory, positions. He’s the human pretzel of bathroom illogic. Look, Don, if you really wanna be the world’s most powerful man, you really ought to at least be able to articulate a clear position, even if it’s not one we like. Even Ted Cruz could do that, sorta.
It’s nearly impossible to nail down exactly how he feels, but that didn’t stop us from trying. We’ve gathered Donald Trump quotes on trans bathroom usage and assembled them loosely by topic. The result looks something like Donald alternately arguing with and against himself.
Enjoy the next four years, America! Our next president may be an escaped lunatic.