1. Pump Up Your Smartphone
2. What Jerry McGuire Meant To Say
Few gifts straddle the no man’s land between romance and porn. This is one of them. He’ll burst out laughing but good luck getting him to wear it.
3. The Truth Hurts.
What’s so funny about this 150-page book? Every page is blank! Penis connoisseurs will appreciate “the truth well told,” but the true laughs start when your friends pick up the book from your coffee table.
4. It Beats GrindR
The Good: He has no teeth, doesn’t care if you roll over after you’ve pleasured yourself and doesn’t snore. The Bad: He’ll ignore your texts, never call and you can never bring him home to meet mom and dad.
5. Ribbit Ribbit!
Put the frog in a cup. Add water and poof! A poofter! Who knew that the only thing standing between you and Mr. Right was a little H2O? Travel advisory: Don’t drink the water.
6. Disney Just Fainted.
7. True Love
8. Want A Cookie?
9. I Hard You
10. Holy Flying Hotties, Batman!
A great way to tell him what a dynamic duo you two make. Perfect for that Teacher-student, Daddy-Twink, Master-Sub vibe you might have going on.
Michael Alvear is the author of Book of Things Better Than Dick and blogs at the mindful eating blog, eatitlater.net.