Apparently It’s Never Too Early For A Ludicrously Cute, Gay-Themed Holiday Ad
Hey you: drop that plastic Jack O’Lantern and stop dutifully squeezing into your super-sexy, skintight Superman costume. It’s officially time to start thinking of jingle bells, sleigh rides, and cozy gay couples getting paralyzingly cute, as befits the Yuletide season.
Hallmark has wasted no time in zapping Facebook with perhaps the very first gay-themed holiday ad, and it pours the adorability on quite heavily. The only way you’d have any problem with this advertisement is if you have a cold lump of black coal where your heart should be.