This just in: This afternoon sees a leak of the higher order. Dreadfully handsome 22-year-old Colombian footballer Andres Correa apparently took a series of scandalous selfies, and they’ve now fallen into the craven, cloven hands of the web. It’s really going to be something 20 years from now when literally everyone’s photos are available for public search. When will we elect our first president who has a batch of racy photos in the Lincoln bedroom? Let’s hope it’s not 2016.
Head over to HERE to see the goods. And don’t let anyone at work catch you — especially Jean. How we despise Jean.