Each week online comedian, voice actor and chest hair model Sam Kalidi creates a comedic post for Queerty readers. This week he contemplates the shady world of secret lovers. He welcomes your hate mail. You can find him on Twitter, Facebook,Instagram and at your local glory hole.
Find out what happens below.
Baby when you got a secret loveThere's nothing you can do but rise aboveEvery little moment we're apart is pain to me
Posted by Sam Kalidi on Thursday, February 25, 2016