Impress Your Date With These Hideous Bernie Sanders And/Or ‘Golden Girls’ Lingerie
If you want to surprise your sappy significant other or best bud with a gag gift that may actually leave them gagging, look no further than these gorgeous — simply gorgeous — Bernie Sanders panties.
Who said drag had to be a drag?
These run for about $50 a pop, and are sure to impress:
Or, if you’re like us (see: cheap), there is this “economy” option for $10:
Skid your way into history.
But OK, maybe you don’t want to “feel the bern” down there without a good STI clinic nearby.
Then perhaps you’ll enjoy these glorious panties featuring the gals of The Golden Girls:
To answer your question, YES, they come in a 4-pack:
And we wonder why we’re still single.