Joe Jonas Opens Up About The Size Of His Manhood, Losing His Virginity & More
Joe Jonas (“former flat iron hair model”) participated in a Reddit Ask Me Anything Q&A on Wednesday, and the questions were as scrappy as you’d expect. People really did ask him pretty much anything (“Where can I find the best tacos in California?”), and his answers were surprisingly funny and good-natured.
Here are some highlights.
“How do you feel when fans call you daddy?”
I just hope their actual father isn’t reading their Twitter accounts. But I take it as a compliment…if you’re old enough to say that. I think you should at least be 18 to be able to say daddy to someone.
Did you have a boner 100% of the time while filming the Body Moves music video? What was your favorite part about filming? (I feel like there [are] definitely quite a few.) [Were] there any embarrassing moments? It’s definitely one of the sexiest music videos of all time. Tastefully sexy.
Thank you very much about saying it’s tastefully sexy. There was definitely some half chubbing going on during the video. I wouldn’t say a full blown boner, but I would say a haflie. I mean it’s kind of hard not to in that situation especially when you’re trying to be intimate, and also they put us in an elevator, me and Charlotte McKinney who I’m sure Reddit is very familiar with. They put her in an elevator with me and then they had kind of a hidden camera filming this whole time, and I had a great time doing the video.
Who did you lose your virginity to?
I lost my virginity to this girl named Ashley. You can probably just Google it. It’s pretty easy to figure out. I dated a girl named Ashley, so just Google it to figure out which Ashley that is. It’s quite the great story because I didn’t have any condoms, so I went to our drummer, Jack’s room, who was my roommate at the time and I demolished his room looking for them. Found them underneath his underwear drawer. When he came home, he thought somebody broke into his room because his whole room was demolished because I was in dire need. Needed to happen then and now. Safety first, kids.
Is it true that [you’re] the Jonas Bro thats hangin’ the most meat in his skinny jeans?
I like to think so. Although, it’s not often that I’m in a locker room or shower with my brothers, so I couldn’t really tell you. But, I’d like the Internet to believe that I’m still killin’ it.
What’s up with Nick’s nipples, bruh? – shit is weird.
Nick’s nipples are not as big as they may appear. It did take multiple surgeries to get them down to a normal size. I think it was like 30-40 surgeries to just get them to a little quarter shape.
P.S. Dicks out for Harambe.
On a scale from 1 to 10, how embarrassing is Camp Rock to you now?
Oh my god. My dance moves in CampRock were so terrible. I thought I was killing the game, too. Actually, Tyler The Creator posted it one day and I was like, “Oh, cool! Tyler thinks my dance moves are sick!” and I realized he was just totally calling me out for being a total dickhead and the way I danced, but respectfully. I think my flat iron hair and my squeaky voice are a little embarrassing. Also, I watch it now and realize it was so many years ago, it is really bad quality. It just reminds me of how much older I am now. I’m 27.
1-10 rating of how embarrassing CampRock is to me now, 10 being the most and 1 being the least, I’m going to give it a solid 8. When I see old merchandise from CampRock days or somebody is like, “Oh my god, CampRock is my jam”, I really have a hard time believing them.
Who is your man crush?
I have a few. One being Daniel Craig. I have had multiple Daniel Craig birthday cakes in my life. One was a photo of him coming out of the water from Casino Royale and they made it into a cake. Obviously, Matthew McConaughey is one, too. I think he’s the man. So, between those two, there’s a lot of man crushing going on.
Also, I’m pretty into this guy, Ken Bone, recently, tbh. He kind of takes top of the list for me. Depending on who he votes for.
C’mon Ken, we’re believing in you. Don’t let us down!
Oh, and here’s what you really want to know: Jonas is a fan of the tacos at Cactus Taqueria on Vine Street.