Madonna Will Have Sex With You If You Vote For Hillary
Comedian Amy Schumer performed her stand-up comedy act at Madison Square Garden on Wednesday night, and audiences were treated to a surprise opening appearance by Madonna herself — who promised to perform a different kind of act on any audience member who voted for Hillary.
To be more precise, Madonna offered to give everyone head.
One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy,” she says. “If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob.”
And I am good.
I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact and I do swallow.”
Well. We’re sure the audience’s knees went weak upon hearing this.
Watch the clip below:
— Joe (@jgra555) October 19, 2016