Another day forged forward, the first inklings of holiday cheer strained by the creeping bulk of reality. It’s going to be a weird few months, to be sure.
But luckily there are patriots like Max Emerson reminding us that there are still things of booty in the world.
Namely, cheek one and cheek two.
Emerson took to Instagram to show off his finest assets, and you can find both of them right here.