One To Watch: Mike Hot-Pence Is The Short-Short-Wearin’ Politico We Ne – Love and Pride

One To Watch: Mike Hot-Pence Is The Short-Short-Wearin’ Politico We Need Now

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If you’ve ever looked at Mike Pence and thought you’d like to see him in a pair of hot pants, today’s your lucky day. (Also, please take a few steps away from us.)

A gay man named Glen Pannell bears an uncanny resemblance to our soon-to-be Veep Creep, and he’s using that likeness to its best possible effect by trawling the New York streets in a pair of sky-blue short-shorts.

Related: Mike Pence’s Seven Most Vicious Homophobic Moments (There’s A Lot To Choose From)

Unlike Mike Pence, however, Pannell’s alter ego “Mike Hot-Pence” collects money for Planned Parenthood. And he does it in all in a pair of really sexy hot pants, in case you somehow missed that part.

“I was really dejected after the election and spent a month as a prisoner of my Facebook feed,” he tells People“But then I decided to do something to make a difference and put my likeness to Pence to good use.”

Related: Unrepentant Homophobe Mike Pence Used The Debate To Get Ready To Run For President In 2020

For a series on his blog called “Times Square Weirdness,” writer Howard Sherman profiled the 51-year-old graphic designer, who explained the character was born on Halloween, when he decided to dress up as “Sexy Mike Pence.”

“Once I decided on jacket and tie for the top half and short shorts for the bottom half, the ‘Hot-Pence’ moniker popped into my head,” he told Sherman. “And that’s the origin story of Mike Hot-Pence.”

We hope Pannell is ushering in a new phase of left-leaning characters loosely based on our least favorite conversative creeplings.

A few possibilities off the top of our head:

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Steve Banshee, Senior Advisor

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Baseball Mitt Romney, Secretary of State

Dr. Benjamin Carson, director of Pediatric Neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, delivers remarks to the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in National Harbor, Maryland, March 16, 2013. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst (UNITED STATES - Tags: POLITICS HEALTH) ORG XMIT: JME109

Bent Carson, Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

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President-Elect Donald Tramp

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