PHOTOS: Has Santa been naughty or nice?

Dan Tracer

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So if Santa gets to decide who’s been naughty or nice all year, who is supposed to keep him in check?

It’s up to all of us to return the favor. And Santa, you’ve been quite naughty if we’re to judge by these compromising photos culled from from the decked halls of Instagram.

The North Pole’s #1 daddy has been busy.

He’s decking the heels:

A photo posted by M Jaime Rodriguez (@lynchgalas) on

And isn’t riding solo this year:

All Santa really wants for xmas this year is to get those braces off:

A photo posted by mattie_b_83 (@mattie_b_83) on

So he can get back to doing this:

A photo posted by M Jaime Rodriguez (@lynchgalas) on

And this:

A photo posted by robertodive (@robertodive) on

So many laps, so little time:

A photo posted by James Joseph (@james_flyreen) on

Come to think of it, we saw the same thing:

Why Santas, what big canes you have:

Talk about a wish list:

A photo posted by Martin McMullen (@martinmc065) on

Kidding aside, this is one evil looking Santa — definitely not nice:

We’ve got the cocoa if you’ve got the chimney:

A photo posted by ?? WINNIE ?? (@je_suis_winnie) on

Camel toe Santa is into bears:

A photo posted by David (@dgn_art) on

Instead of a happy trail, he’s got a merry trail:

A photo posted by B.W. Sussex (@bwsussex) on

Santa dons his gay apparel:

A photo posted by @shaggycub on

Merry xmas to all!

A photo posted by Reed Oneil (@reedoneil) on

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