PHOTOS: Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady Sunbathes Sans Swimsuit
Ah, remember the halcyon days of summer, when it felt like every sun-scorched second found yet another male celeb doffing his swimming costume in order to show his wriggly wares to the clamoring masses?
Well, now the branches have grown barren and we’re old and gray as dead leaves crackle crisply underfoot. We brace ourselves for the brisk autumnal air, nary a naked male celeb in sight; only rumply tweeds, corduroys, and a wistful sigh that grows heavier with each drawn breath. All we have to warm ourselves is the most fleeting ember; the distant reverie of that one special summer when it felt like we had it all.
But that’s when New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady — currently on leave for illegally deflating footballs during a game in 2015 — takes it upon himself to sunbathe nude in Positano, and the paparazzi goes bananas and takes a million grainy photographs of the guy behind his back and you can view them all HERE, you sick freak.