If you have nothing better to do than partying, you might as well party big. Last weekend was the Pines Party, an orgy of flesh and dance and thumpy music on Fire Island. The theme was “Xanadu,” since everyone who was young enough to remember the ’80s fondly is now old enough to throw expensive parties.
There’s something maybe a little unsettling about gay people having nostalgia for that particular time period, but then again the ’80s weren’t all bad. And the theme certainly provided fodder for some entertaining photos. Check out our Instagram roundup below for men crunching their abs in a panic when they saw a camera pointed at them.