Former Illinois Congressman Aaron Schock was spotted on Monday wearing a long sleeve vest to the annual Halloween parade in West Hollywood, a city whose population is 40% LGBT.
In it, Schock is staring into the camera and clearly aware that he’s been spotted by a gay in a very gay area for the umpteenth time in his life.
Of course, the question is not ‘Why is Aaron Schock at the very gay West Hollywood Halloween Carnival?’ but ‘Why isn’t Aaron Schock in costume on Halloween?’
Surely there are no shortage of options for this man— he could have easily gone as his favorite character from Downton Abbey, a show he loves so much. He could have been one of his favorite musical artists like Katy Perry or Taylor Swift, or even himself from one of his racy, half-naked Instagram photos.
Personally, I would have loved to see Schock dress up as his father from the March 2015 interview where he told reporters that Aaron “wears stylish clothing and yet he’s not gay…and he’s not married and he’s not running around with women.”
Maybe next year, Aaron!