This Gay Man Has Tried Drugs, Kinky Sex, And Now He’s Running For President Of The United States

Derek de Koff

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This is Joe Exotic, and he’s got pretty much everything going for him.

He’s not cutting his hair. He’s not changing the way he dresses. He refuses to wear a suit.

He’s gay. He’s has had two boyfriends most of his life, and he recently got married.

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He’s had kinky sex, tried drugs, and is” broke as shit.”

Plus, and perhaps most crucially, he has a  judgement against him from “some bitch down there in Florida.”

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And in the video below, flanked by live lions and tigers, he’s stepping his foot in the ring and running for President of the United States.

Do you think he has a chance?

 

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