No man is an island. But other parts of their anatomy sometimes deserve their very own zip code.
The reason you’re here is because you’ve heard we found a (purported) naughty pic of Love Island‘s surrealistically hot Alex Bowen.
Well, the rumors appear to be true. The tattoos certainly match up, even though that’s not what we’re studying right now.
Unfortunately, we can’t post that hypnotic black-and-white pic, because, erm, the file size of the jpeg is way too large. Also, we’re a family site!
Then again, some things are worth getting fired for.