By: Ann Brown
AKA Dr. Strangemom
Somebody tell Oprah:
I do not want to be my best self. I do not want to live my best life.
It’s so fucking exhausting. It’s hard enough to just remember to wax my upper lip and to take the recycling to the curb on Monday nights.
Why do we need the best of everything? Why can’t we just live our fair-to-decent lives and leave well enough alone? Why can’t we wake up...